3 Man Nights That Work

The boys in our youth church don't know how to pull out their chest hair. So, we have a man night to teach such things once a month. Unless things like beard growing, destruction and grunting are intentionally taught through nights like this, the next generation will be ignorant of such high man culture.

Here are three that have worked for me in the last few months.

1. LUMBERJACK NIGHT

Tell the boys to dress up like lumberjacks. That means they wear or carry the following items:

  • Overalls
  • SnowPants
  • Boots
  • Plaid
  • Beards
  • Hats
  • Ax
  • Blue Ox

Tell everyone to bring something to eat and something to destroy. 

They'll love this! Then, simply eat and destroy everything people brought. 

2. GINGER NIGHT

This is the night to prove if Gingers have souls or not. Everyone wears some sort of red wig (use yarn if you have to). 

  • Buy at least $20 of Ginger Root
  • Juice the Ginger with a Juicer
  • Take Shots of Ginger as a Community
  • Panic

Everyone will feel pain, which is also manhood. 

3. FIRE NIGHT

Since the beginning of time, man loved fire. Use this for your man night benefit.

  • Start a massive fire with gas
  • Throw in a pine tree
  • Peer-Pressure teens into jumping over the pit
  • Cover Arms with Deodorant
  • Spray Arms with WD-40
  • Set Arms on Fire
  • Apologize to parents

Nothing stokes the fires of man like a man on literal fire. 

Try any of these nights out, and you'll surely have a "Mantastic" time

WHAT HAVE YOUR EPIC MAN NIGHTS LOOKED LIKE?

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