Last night, my dad and his friend Lily made fun of actors on T.V. for an hour. They called the Indian actors on the T.V. "dorks." I loved it.
Today, my dad's friend said, "Would you do something if I asked you to?" After I said, "yes," he poured a cap full of vegetable oil into my ear and told me to let him know when I felt it in my eye.
Ten minutes before this, my dad and his friends discussed how they hate it when white people say they like their food.
I love it.
My dad used to pole vault.