Everything we decide to do for Obadiah will result in his death according to the internet.
Johnson and Johnson products? Cancer.
Fisher Price's Rock and Play? Permanent back disfigurement.
Sleep him on his stomach? Sudden infant death syndrome (SIDS).
Play guitar in drop d around him? Dead.
According to everything I'm learning, I'm shocked Obadiah is alive. Thankfully, my family has a long history of keeping babies alive, leading all the way up to Obi and me.
It's hard to discern whether or not to take a concern seriously or not.
We just do the research we can, make a decision and appreciate the fact he looks so cute in his new asbestus hoodie.